Is This The Worst Modified Vehicle Ever?

"Andrew T. Maness" (theroadlessdriven)
03/24/2015 at 13:17 • Filed to: Mercedes-Benz, Ugly Cars, Fugly, Awful, Gross

There is so much awful going on here I don't even know where to begin. I'm glad I haven't had lunch yet because I would have thrown up in my mouth. I'm pretty sure this is the worst front end modification I've ever seen but I have a feeling Oppo will prove me wrong. Let's just run down the list of things that make this thing so damn cringe worthy.

1.) It's a G-Wagen, you shouldn't fuck with that design, ever.

2.) It's a G-Wagen so it's douchey to begin with but they went and made it metallic pink.

3.) An E-Class front end, really? Should have at least gone S-Class...busters.

4.) California plates because of course they are.

If you have a car to share that's even worse, please do so but I'm pretty sure this can't be topped. Is that a challenge? Of course it is, this is Oppo!

Cheers,

-Andrew

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DISCUSSION (22)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:19

Kinja'd!!!

Ahem:

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HammerheadFistpunch > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:19

Thats...horrifying.

Jcarr > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:21

Is the grille normally that high in relation to the headlights on an E-class?

Snooder87 > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:22

Whyyyyyy?

I could see slapping a G-wagon front end on an e class. Makes sense since thats kinda how modern benz grills are going with the big star and less bars. But to go the other way? Oh god why?

Tareim - V8 powered > Jcarr
03/24/2015 at 13:23

no, they are usually level with the smaller lights

Richtofen, Baron von Pickup > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:24

It has so many grilles.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:24

Mein eye!!!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:26

I'm not even a Mercedes fan, but I find that one vomitous.

jariten1781 > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:26

Front end damage on the Wagen, blown motor on the E...put them together and puke.

Moves-Like-Senna > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:28

It looks like a Dodge Nitro

Kinja'd!!!

thebigbossyboss > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:32

Nope. I own the worst modified vehicle ever. Cavalier, with fart cannon and racing seats :D

WiscoProud > Andrew T. Maness
03/24/2015 at 13:36

What makes this the worst compared to all the backyard horror stories, is that it appears a lot of money was spent on this. A G-wagon isn't exactly cheap, and it looks professionally done.

The horror comes is that someone pitched the idea, sourced all the parts, and paid a number of people to put it all together.

AND NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE POINTED OUT HOW STUPID OF AN IDEA IT WAS!